digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

thedustincarpenter:

blacklvce:

scumkill:

officialxprincess:

candlemass-snapback:

All girls care about is huge dongs how messed is that

Huge dongs are frightening though

Yeah, like no thanks. I’m more into the averaged sized dong, like medium sized wiener, ya know???

Same.

The casualness of this is literally perfect yall are great

I LOVE HUGE DICK OMG

stalinslovechild:

cvnis:

jawnhawwkins:

cvnis:

jawnhawwkins:

cvnis:

Ceremony was tight

Iron Lung was tight

Nothing was fucking tight

Tonight was tight

Tight.

You’re tight.

Tight butthole

Secure fartbox.

Get a room.

Rooms are not tight butthole.